BMW has included its legendary Live Cockpit Professional dashboard, featuring heated and ventilated Multifunction seats with a massage function for those grueling 12-hour wedding days. A massive BMW Curved Display faces the driver, providing stellar navigation, a heated M Sport carbon fiber steering wheel, and the coup de grâce: integrated lens holders situated between the driver and passenger.

The Egg has been everywhere, it seems. On Facebook, Instagram, and even Reddit, he has found his way into conversations where he is definitely not wanted, leaving comments that show his disdain for online photographers’—in his own words—“inability to follow simple rules of photography.”

The guests seemed distracted during the vows. “I got great reactions from the parents up front, as well as some of the guests, whose eyes were transfixed on something other than the bride and groom. I knew exactly what they were looking at. I got some photos of the brothers of the bride, as well as some of the groomsmen who were tickled to death by what they were seeing.”

At the time, Gilbert and Giovan, the woman with whom he shared two dogs, had just bought a home together in her name. (“That was my mistake,” Gilbert admits.) Then, eight days after moving in, it all went south. They broke up, she filed a restraining order against him, and Aren started thinking like a man who wasn't about to lose all his gear—especially about $400,000 worth of it.

“It’s been happening very quickly, and I’m in shock,” he said. “I wasn’t expecting that kind of response. It kind of blew up. Unfortunately,” Cassey said, “most of the inquiries are from models that are just starting out, influencers that promise to tag me on their posts, and a few couples who said they’re looking for someone that won’t charge them ‘an arm and a leg’.”

Every year, the Institute convenes in Las Vegas, Nevada, for an annual “Standards and Operational Directives”conference where working professionals provide their insights and compile a list of what’s “strongly suggested” and those things that must not be tried or attempted (as it degrades the profession because of the lack of quality in images produced).

The IPC stated on its briefing that they were not just suing for damages; they’re suing for their dignity. “Frankly, being compared to a Nikon Z6’s original firmware is an insult to any self-respecting tuber.” The Filing: Idaho Potato Commission v. Samuel Newton, Docket No: 2026-ID-SPUD-01, IPC alleges that by equating their premium Russet Burbank potatoes with Nikon’s legacy sensor technology, Newton committed Trade Libel.

Investigators said the plastic cameras mimic the sound, weight, and construction of Sonys when shaken or quickly viewed. Officers said August received refunds at Best Buy locations in Costa Mesa, Irvine, and Westminster, as well as several out-of-state retailers.

“Sure, those are great photos,” said Mercheck, a professional photographer in the tourist village of Sentob, Uzbekistan. “But I’m not sure those astronauts can shoot even a four-hour wedding. They were up there for ten days, but can they shoot 10 hours none stop, let alone a three-day Indian wedding here on Earth?” To no surprise, most professional photographers agreed.

Following reports that NASA astronauts receive 20 hours of photography training, lead photographers are raising the bar for their crews. If you want to shoot a wedding, you now need the training of an astronaut.

“Okay, before you downvote, hear me out," the user wrote. "I’ve been frame-advancing through the NASA Artemis II livestream VOD for three days. Four. Minutes. Before. The. Distance. Record. A cylindrical object floats through the cabin. Everyone’s laughing about Nutella. Nobody’s asking the real question: Why does a jar of hazelnut spread have a hot shoe? I enhanced the frame at timestamp 14:22:08. The ergonomic profile is wrong for a food container.

King Charles III did not issue an Easter greeting this Holy Week. He announced instead that he has taken up photography and that he shoots Sony.

Analysts have noted that NAND flash prices rose approximately sixty percent in the first quarter of 2026 alone, and that the shortage is expected to persist through 2026 and potentially into 2027. Sony is the first major camera media manufacturer to withdraw from the market. It is, analysts noted, unlikely to be the last. SanDisk, ProGrade, Lexar, and Angelbird all source flash components from the same global supply chain.

For the first time in fifteen years, he decided to "raid the archives," hunting for a card from a wedding delivered two years prior that he might finally feel safe reformatting. As he reached into his storage system, the shelving gave way. An estimated ten plastic bins of loose cards and over a hundred sleeve-style organizers cascaded down. Along with nearly a thousand cards that had been "neatly" piled on top of each other, the resulting avalanche of silicon and plastic buried George, knocking him unconscious.

We’ve asked several photographers from the 5 boroughs of New York to tell us what they think. These experts agree that the following phrases or statements should be avoided by clients, family or friends if they want to see the best from their photographer. Here they are:

In a statement provided to this publication, Ashley confirmed the escape and cited a prior professional commitment.

“I had a scheduled engagement session in about an hour and I could not disappoint my clients,” she said. “They are so cute, too. I didn’t want to miss the opportunity to have them in my portfolio.”

Our recent coverage of Janice Hoffer’s hospital-bed-workflow sparked a flood of responses from the Tog Times community. It turns out, "death do us part" applies more to our editing queues than our actual lives. Here are the top picks from this week’s mailbag:

Why I’m Selling

Upgrading to something smaller. Apparently, I need to be “home more” and “present.” If I can’t fit my entire life in a bag, maybe I’ll have to actually live it.

Apple announces Iphone 2P - a revolutionary phone that promises to eliminate the need for professional photographers