FOR SALE: Think Tank Roller Bag (Emotionally Pre-Owned)
Price & Location
Price: $150 (Firm — that’s what I was told)
The Goods
Selling my trusted Think Tank Roller Bag. It’s seen more people than my spouse has.
Capacity:
2 Camera bodies, 6 Lenses, 1 Speedlight, 1 wedged note from my wife about work-life balance
Condition Report
Exterior: 6/10. Marked scuffs from working, duh; heavier scuffs from persistent denial.
Interior: A little bit up. Some long lost SD cards, probably, and a folded note that simply reads, “We need to talk.”
Wheels: Still rolling smoothly—unlike my marriage, which hit a hard stop somewhere during the peak of wedding season.
Durability: Dragged through kitchens and up stairs, and significant emotional baggage; remains structurally sound.
Key Features
✔ TSA Carry-on Approved: Fits in the overhead bin while you flee your responsibilities.
✔ Customizable Dividers: Unlike my priorities at the time, these can actually be rearranged.
✔ Low Profile: Fits under most airline seats and over most personal accountability.
✔ Weather-Resistant: Not officially tested against tears, but I’m confident.
Why I’m Selling
Upgrading to something smaller. Apparently, I need to be “home more” and “present.” If I can’t fit my entire life in a bag, maybe I’ll have to actually live it.
What’s Included
Original padded dividers
Sealed rain cover
A faint, lingering sense of regret
The haunting question: “Was that golden hour shot really worth it?”
Not Included:
The marriage
Closure
The 105mm macro I’m 100% sure I packed but can’t find
Seller Notes
Price Justification: Sure, you can buy a brand-new one. But this one comes pre-loaded with character, experience, and several thousand hours of poor decision-making.
Serious Inquiries Only: Please don’t ask if this is still available. If the post is still up, so is my therapist.
Contact: Text only. Calls go straight to voicemail—much like my last apology.
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