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Photographer’s Wide Angle Shot Of A Couple At The Altar, Makes Church Famous For The Wrong Reasons
Wedding Industry
Apr 28, 2026
Photographer’s Wide Angle Shot Of A Couple At The Altar, Makes Church Famous For The Wrong Reasons
Wedding Industry
Apr 28, 2026

The guests seemed distracted during the vows. “I got great reactions from the parents up front, as well as some of the guests, whose eyes were transfixed on something other than the bride and groom. I knew exactly what they were looking at. I got some photos of the brothers of the bride, as well as some of the groomsmen who were tickled to death by what they were seeing.”

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Wedding Industry
Apr 28, 2026
Dutch Tilt Added To The Newest “Must Not Try List” From The WPWI
Wedding Industry
Apr 22, 2026
Dutch Tilt Added To The Newest “Must Not Try List” From The WPWI
Wedding Industry
Apr 22, 2026

Every year, the Institute convenes in Las Vegas, Nevada, for an annual “Standards and Operational Directives”conference where working professionals provide their insights and compile a list of what’s “strongly suggested” and those things that must not be tried or attempted (as it degrades the profession because of the lack of quality in images produced).

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Wedding Industry
Apr 22, 2026
They Shot The Dark Side Of The Moon, But Can They Shoot The Dark Side Of A Wedding?
Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026
They Shot The Dark Side Of The Moon, But Can They Shoot The Dark Side Of A Wedding?
Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026

“Sure, those are great photos,” said Mercheck, a professional photographer in the tourist village of Sentob, Uzbekistan. “But I’m not sure those astronauts can shoot even a four-hour wedding. They were up there for ten days, but can they shoot 10 hours none stop, let alone a three-day Indian wedding here on Earth?” To no surprise, most professional photographers agreed.

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Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026
20 Hours Of Shooting Becomes The New Minimum For Second Shooter Hires
Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026
20 Hours Of Shooting Becomes The New Minimum For Second Shooter Hires
Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026

Following reports that NASA astronauts receive 20 hours of photography training, lead photographers are raising the bar for their crews. If you want to shoot a wedding, you now need the training of an astronaut.

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Wedding Industry
Apr 16, 2026
Local Photographer Relies on "Good Vibes" for Credit; Shocked When It Fails
Photo business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Local Photographer Relies on "Good Vibes" for Credit; Shocked When It Fails
Photo business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026

Layla Gravita, owner of Gravity Photography, expressed total shock that the strict verbal "vibes" she established for the use of her work were not honored by Stolen Times Magazine. “I strictly remember telling the venue to please tell the magazine who I am,” Layla lamented.

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Photo business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Husband Files For Divorce After Overhearing Wife Offer “Discount” For His Photography To A Friend
Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Husband Files For Divorce After Overhearing Wife Offer “Discount” For His Photography To A Friend
Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026

According to those familiar with the situation, namely other photographers online, the incident occurred Thursday night while the couple was hosting a small group from their church. The husband, a professional wedding and event photographer who was merrily chatting with the men gathered for their weekly meeting, was in the next room when he heard what he later described as the “voice of Judas.”

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Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Miami Photographer Finishes Editing Before Loading His Car, Keeps That Information to Himself
Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Miami Photographer Finishes Editing Before Loading His Car, Keeps That Information to Himself
Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026

“I technically finished before I even left the venue,” said photographer Evan R. Cole, who began coverage at 6:00 a.m. and wrapped just after midnight. “That’s not a timeline I’m comfortable introducing into the market.”

Cole, who operates within an 8–12 week turnaround, said the speed — powered entirely by Aftershoot — had created what he called “an ethical dilemma with long-term consequences.”

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Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Apr 1, 2026
Sag Harbor Photographer Brings Shooting Back Following Suspected DWI Stop
Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026
Sag Harbor Photographer Brings Shooting Back Following Suspected DWI Stop
Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026

Body cam footage from the scene noted a vehicle filled with camera bodies, lenses, and what appeared to be a fully packed trunk of lighting equipment — including stands, beauty dishes, and a myriad of umbrellas, among them clear ones. “For those epic night shots in the rain, man,” Tim explained when questioned. The photographer allegedly gestured toward the gear at one point, stating, “I didn’t use 95% of those things tonight — and most nights,” before trailing off.

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Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026
Groom-To-Be “Unknowingly” Turns A Would-Be Beautiful Engagement Into  An Indecent Proposal
Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026
Groom-To-Be “Unknowingly” Turns A Would-Be Beautiful Engagement Into An Indecent Proposal
Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026
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Wedding Industry
Mar 31, 2026
Featured
Photographer’s Wide Angle Shot Of A Couple At The Altar, Makes Church Famous For The Wrong Reasons
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Dutch Tilt Added To The Newest “Must Not Try List” From The WPWI
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
They Shot The Dark Side Of The Moon, But Can They Shoot The Dark Side Of A Wedding?
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
20 Hours Of Shooting Becomes The New Minimum For Second Shooter Hires
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Local Photographer Relies on "Good Vibes" for Credit; Shocked When It Fails
Photo business, Wedding Industry
Photo business, Wedding Industry
Photo business, Wedding Industry
Husband Files For Divorce After Overhearing Wife Offer “Discount” For His Photography To A Friend
Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Photo Business, Wedding Industry
Miami Photographer Finishes Editing Before Loading His Car, Keeps That Information to Himself
Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Gear Desk, Wedding Industry
Sag Harbor Photographer Brings Shooting Back Following Suspected DWI Stop
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Groom-To-Be “Unknowingly” Turns A Would-Be Beautiful Engagement Into  An Indecent Proposal
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
Wedding Industry
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