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FOR SALE: Think Tank Roller Bag (Emotionally Pre-Owned)
Apr 1, 2026
FOR SALE: Think Tank Roller Bag (Emotionally Pre-Owned)
Apr 1, 2026

Why I’m Selling

Upgrading to something smaller. Apparently, I need to be “home more” and “present.” If I can’t fit my entire life in a bag, maybe I’ll have to actually live it.

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Apr 1, 2026
Product: B&H "CC Baby Powder"
Apr 1, 2026
Product: B&H "CC Baby Powder"
Apr 1, 2026

Product: B&H "CC Baby Powder"

The Original Cure for Thin-Skinned Photographers

Description:
Is your "Auto Mode" feeling a little insecure? Tired of those mean "Pro" photographers suggesting you learn what an aperture is? Sprinkle a little CC Baby Powder on your latest shoot! It instantly masks blurry focus, over-processed HDR, and that $+45$ Clarity slider with a soft, protective layer of "everyone starts somewhere."

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Apr 1, 2026
CANON 5D MARK III - $800
Apr 1, 2026
CANON 5D MARK III - $800
Apr 1, 2026

CANON 5D MARK III

Mint condition. Purchased after reading that “full frame changes everything.” Everything did not change. $800 OBO. Will not ship. You come to me.

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Apr 1, 2026
THE TOG TIMES | CLASSIFIEDS // March 2026
Apr 1, 2026
THE TOG TIMES | CLASSIFIEDS // March 2026
Apr 1, 2026

LR presets for sale! Get your download now. Was $120 but for a limited time — 9 years — it can be yours for $0.99! Don’t miss this!

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Apr 1, 2026
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