Product: B&H "CC Baby Powder"

The Original Cure for Thin-Skinned Photographers

CC Baby Powder, for the extra sensitive

Description:

Is your "Auto Mode" feeling a little insecure? Tired of those mean "Pro" photographers suggesting you learn what an aperture is? Sprinkle a little CC Baby Powder on your latest shoot! It instantly masks blurry focus, over-processed HDR, and that $+45$ Clarity slider with a soft, protective layer of "everyone starts somewhere."

Directions for Use:

1. Capture a photo of a $100k wedding using a kit lens and a prayer.

2. When the photos come out dark and grainy, do not learn manual settings.

3. Lightly dust the "CC Baby Powder" over your monitor.

4. Post to Facebook.

5. Enjoy your 100% "participation" likes.

Warning:

May cause extreme sensitivity to constructive criticism. If someone mentions the "Rule of Thirds," apply a double dose immediately to soothe the burn.