The Egg has been everywhere, it seems. On Facebook, Instagram, and even Reddit, he has found his way into conversations where he is definitely not wanted, leaving comments that show his disdain for online photographers’—in his own words—“inability to follow simple rules of photography.”

Investigators said the plastic cameras mimic the sound, weight, and construction of Sonys when shaken or quickly viewed. Officers said August received refunds at Best Buy locations in Costa Mesa, Irvine, and Westminster, as well as several out-of-state retailers.

“Okay, before you downvote, hear me out," the user wrote. "I’ve been frame-advancing through the NASA Artemis II livestream VOD for three days. Four. Minutes. Before. The. Distance. Record. A cylindrical object floats through the cabin. Everyone’s laughing about Nutella. Nobody’s asking the real question: Why does a jar of hazelnut spread have a hot shoe? I enhanced the frame at timestamp 14:22:08. The ergonomic profile is wrong for a food container.

King Charles III did not issue an Easter greeting this Holy Week. He announced instead that he has taken up photography and that he shoots Sony.

In a statement provided to this publication, Ashley confirmed the escape and cited a prior professional commitment.

“I had a scheduled engagement session in about an hour and I could not disappoint my clients,” she said. “They are so cute, too. I didn’t want to miss the opportunity to have them in my portfolio.”

A photograph posted to a beginner photography group this week depicting a wedding couple standing inside a gazebo — rendered almost entirely in white — prompted the question: “How do I fix the lighting on this?”

@memesfortogs responded: “By giving up photography.”

The internet, characteristically, had more to say.

A beach proposal photograph shared to Instagram on October 15, 2025, has since generated 9,460,433 views, 288,323 interactions, and what researchers are calling the most decent indecent proposal they’ve seen taken by a “pro”?