Authorities Intervene as "Sony Shooter" Disturbs Peace in SoHo
Local law enforcement was summoned to a Spring Street bar after reports of a lone man engaging in an aggressive, one-sided conversation with a barstool regarding his mirrorless camera's technical merits.
"Out of nowhere, the guy leans over and tells me he 'shot Sony.' I was terrified. I thought he was confessing to a crime. Then he holds up this small plastic box and starts talking about eye-tracking."
— Witness, who requested anonymity for fear of being tagged in a gear-review thread
The man continued narrating the camera's specs as though she were still present. Officers determined he was "no threat to public safety," merely a victim of extreme brand loyalty.
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CRAP Movement Under Fire for Reviving Selective Color "Artistry"
A Salem, CT collective sparks industry civil war after doubling down on the controversial practice of mixing black-and-white imagery with isolated pops of color.
Gary Henderson, 47, reportedly felt his "creative frequency" was being muffled by his DSLR's mirror slap and his sensible crew cut. Family is monitoring the situation.
City passes provision allowing shout-outs and tags to be exchanged for actual survival necessities.
"By shedding 30 pounds of vanity muscle, I've lowered my center of gravity," says Derek Vansen, 47.
Revolutionary phone promises to eliminate the need for professional photographers entirely.
Ms. Layla of Gravity Photography discovers wedding gallery published in magazine without credit.
Letters to the Editor: The "I'm Literally Bleeding" Edition
Our recent coverage of Janice Hoffer's hospital-bed-workflow sparked a flood of responses from the Tog Times community. It turns out, "death do us part" applies more to our editing queues than our actual lives.
Here are the top picks from this week's mailbag — unedited, unfiltered, and largely unprompted.
% of togs who have photographed a food truck: 94
Average days to deliver a wedding gallery: 47
Avg. cameras owned by a "casual hobbyist": 3.8
Forum posts before anyone agrees: ∞
% who still shoot RAW "just in case": 100
FOR SALE: 47 prime lenses, "never really used." $OBO.
WANTED: Second shooter who brings their own cards.
LOST: Work-life balance, circa 2018. Last seen at a Saturday reception.
NOTICE: Exposure is not legal tender in the United States. London only.