King Charles III did not issue an Easter greeting this Holy Week. He announced instead that he has taken up photography and that he shoots Sony.

For the first time in fifteen years, he decided to "raid the archives," hunting for a card from a wedding delivered two years prior that he might finally feel safe reformatting. As he reached into his storage system, the shelving gave way. An estimated ten plastic bins of loose cards and over a hundred sleeve-style organizers cascaded down. Along with nearly a thousand cards that had been "neatly" piled on top of each other, the resulting avalanche of silicon and plastic buried George, knocking him unconscious.

CANON 5D MARK III

Mint condition. Purchased after reading that “full frame changes everything.” Everything did not change. $800 OBO. Will not ship. You come to me.